Top 10 Knock Knock Jokes
I have to say, I am not a big fan of knock knock jokes. But in the spirit of top 10 jokes, it is not fair to leave out one of the most classic formats. Here are top 10 knock knock jokes. Diversity, and creativity were given as much emphasis in this selection, as humor.
- Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot’s caught in the door!
—————————————————————————————- - I know a great knock-knock joke.
Ok, tell me.
All right. You start.
Ok, knock, knock!
Who’s there?
—————————————————————————————- - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?
—————————————————————————————- - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
—————————————————————————————- - Who’s there?
Eskimo Christian Italian.
Eskimo Christian Italian who?
Eskimo Christian Italian no lies.
(Ask me no questions I tell you no lies!)
—————————————————————————————- - Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won’t.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
See? You’ve forgotten me already?
—————————————————————————————- - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Me!
Me who?
That’s right!
What’s right?
Meehoo!
That’s what I want to know!
What’s what you want to know?
Me who?
Yes, exactly!
Exactly what?
Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
Exactly what on a chain?
Yes!
Yes what?
No, Exactlywatt!
That’s what I want to know!
I told you – Exactlywatt!
Exactly what?
Yes!
Yes what?
Yes, it’s with me!
What’s with you?
Exactlywatt – that’s what’s with me.
Me who?
Yes!
Go away!
Knock, knock…
—————————————————————————————- - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.
—————————————————————————————- - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
—————————————————————————————- - Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.
wow so not funny.
nice jokes
IT IS AMAZING JOKES
So funny
I think
I even the drownig won,.
I love the knok knok jokes im only nine and i still like them.
stiil nine
Ikr. They didnt even make my dog laugh. Wait I dont have a dog
At least, they put you in a joking mood!
these jokes suck
Big time
ok they kind of suck
Ur crazy, man
Why are people complaining, that they are dirty? These people can’t even use their name. It is a shame. The jokes are family friendly. I appreciate that for once.. Thank you for this whole site. You do a great job! Anonymous, Just go away! You don’t know anything well about anything!
Thank you, Wildfire! I am glad you like what we do. We try our best to keep it family-friendly, as there are very few clean humor sites.
Thats ture you are right
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Stfu pls
So dirty,I didn’t like them, u could try to put jokes which could help class 9 & 10 children and even above to help them perform in skits..,I hope u replace them
Good idea. Which ones did you find dirty? We have a list of kids jokes as well.
Im 10 years old ok i dont get it when you say they would replace it
These are dumb jokes
No they are not
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wait sorry
these are so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunny
I know a lot of these jokes
weeee!!!
Im ubsessed with number 6
OMG!!! LOL!!! These jokes are the best! I looooooove no. 6 the most and I’m always gonna try and remember it! Thnx fir these jokes
You’re very welcome!
Some of these jokes make no sence LOL
OMG, I LOOOOOVE them all, but I don’t get number 5, how do you get that out of Eskimo Christion Italian no lye, but I loved 6,7, and the rest! OMG, I wish I could remember all of these jokes though. That would be fun and annoying to my friends! Yay, thank you so much for these amazing jokes!
You’re welcome! Bookmark the page, and review some jokes before you hit the party.
Hi i love 6
Dem one yah not so nice
I love them all they are all so funny!!! I especially love number 6
that is mmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you Megan! 6 is a funny one. 🙂
Knock knock
Who’s there ?
Anidap
Anidap who
You best go toilet then
knock knock
who is there
ach
ach who
sorry i did not know you where sick
lil childish
I did not like the number 6 because it is to long and I did not get it.
not really funny lame jokes but i love 3 lol
Please let us know which ones you didn’t like either! 🙂
i dont get number 2
I have to do a school joke and its so hard to crosses
6…… AWESOME!!!!!!! TOTALLY COOL!!!
Thanks, I’m glad you liked them!
Haha, 2 is rubbish though!
Not as fun when you read it. But if you try it on someone, it’s funny for sure!