Top 10 Funny Chuck Norris Jokes (Facts)
Top 10 Most Well-known
Chuck Norris Facts (Jokes)
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afriad to move.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Seems like Clint Eastwood Greetings And Wishing Website
god can walk on water but chuck noris can swim on land
GOOOOOOOD!!!!
I couldn’t stop laughing
you know one day…MALFUNTION CHUCK NORRIS ATTACK……..ERROR
they are good…
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in the Periodic Table. He only knows the element of surprise.
XD
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He does earth downs.
When Chuck Norris falls in a river, Chuck Norris doesn’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
and another… did u hear chuck Norris and superman got in a fight? yeah the looser had to wear unders outside of his pants.
One day, Chuck Norris got bit by a rattle snake, it was three long a grueling days, but the rattle snake passed away
I love that one!
4th Comment
There is a better one
How many push ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them
the best one is missing:…
Do you know why Chuck Norris never sleeps without a light ?
It’s not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, it is because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
lol… Thank you for sharing it with us!