Top 10 Funniest Kids Jokes
10. Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789.
9. Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Pinch it’s nose closed.
8. Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
7. Q: What did ‘Ronald McDonald’ give ‘Wendy’ for their engagement?
A: He gave her an Onion Ring!
6. Q: What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
A: ‘B’, because it makes oil…Boil!
5. Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
4. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
3. Q: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?
A: It tocked too much…
2. Q: What does a dentist call his X-Rays?
A: Tooth Pics
1. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him.
My 6 year old granddaughter loved them!!! Thanks
So glad to hear this, William!
These jokes aren’t even funny. Why did they call it the ” top 10″ ?
The jokes were terrible. The worst jokes I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
We challenge you to tell us a better one!
They had catogories! this catogory is ” Kids jokes. ”
These jokes are awesome Q what’s smarter then a talking parrot?
A A spelling bee
Q. What happens when soda is spilled in a corn field?
A Pop corn
Hah! Those are some pretty good jokes.
I agree.
These jokes are silly
these are not the best jokes
this one is
Q: What is a superhero’s favourite part of the joke
A: The punch Line
So funny
10 was really good and I liked them all! lol!
What do u call a duck that robs people? A robber ducky
What do u call a alligator in a vest? A investigator
What did king burger give Wendy on their engagement day? An onion ring
haha! Thanks for sharing.
Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?he was looking for pooh.
What did the snail say when it got on turtles back?WEEEEEEEE!
here’s one that I made up. it’s not too fancy or all that funny but here it is…
Q: What do eliphants like to swim in
A: Trunks
This s the worst ever website
Most of the jokes are good but the some I have heard already and Some I just don’t understand
I got a few good ones for you.
It’s great
this is fuuny
I think they are good
Is that your funniest, really man.
Please make suggestions! We do accept entries. 🙂
You are mean there good jokes
Thank you, Mya!
Worst jokes ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell us a funny one please! 🙂
doctor doctor im ill
get some medication then
that is not funny
Doctor Doctor whenever I drink coffee my eye hurts!!!
Take the spoon out then!
There not the worst,but there not the best eighther
Tell us some good ones please!
XD not cool ;I
well i hope the kids at school like them only i know they won’t this 1 will
11 funnest joke( i made up)
Q:what is a bunnies fav. type of music
A:hip hop
not very funny but it’ll do i hope
haha! It’s good. I like it. Do you like writing jokes?
These jokes are so funny I almost laughed 😐
Sarcasm! 🙁 Which ones did you not like, buddy?
wow
there not funny at all i only need them 4 a school thing lol
These jokes are designed for kids. How old are your classmates? Perhaps try looking at our Top 10 Funniest Puns, if your classmates are older.