Top 10 Funniest Jokes
We hope you enjoy our collection of the best jokes on the web, assembled from various sources, voted by you, and ultimately handpicked by sycmu.com staff. We have arranged the jokes into multiple top 10 funniest jokes lists. Let us admit, this was not an easy task. A joke can make one roll over the floor from laughter, or it can miserably fail at getting any reaction out of a person based on their mood.
Our staff are constantly upgrading this list. So visit us again to read more of our top 10 funniest jokes. If you don’t like any of them, do let us know. Because we will take your opinion into consideration as we update and adjust the lists. If you are particularly not fond of a particular joke, make sure you let us know which one. Of course, we would welcome you (even encourage and challenge you) to tell us a better one if you can.
All our jokes are family-friendly, so you don’t have to worry about your kids being here! The list even includes a top 10 best puns list, and a top 10 best kids’ jokes, which we are sure the kids will love. But it’s not just about the kids. Adults should also find plenty of good jokes here. All links open to a new tab. Our top 10 best jokes page has been awarded the number one best jokes sites by toptens.com.
Above all, we want you to have a good time here. I think you have read enough; go ahead, and enjoy yourself.
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your gay
Way to go, you showed you’re not educated. Get it “you’re”?!
i was at the bub with my wife and she got really mad at me and shouted “call me a taxi now!”
i turned to her and said “you’re a taxi” then all of a sudden i was dodging pint glasses
I’m lit like a volcano 🙂
I have a funny joke for you peps! My friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo so I put my foot down!
Nice, just came across this site feeling sad. But that hen and rooster just made my day. Keep it going.
We are very glad to hear that, Patty! Visit us often!
we can du that dud
Que:- U r going somewhere and a cat cross your way, what does it mean?
Ans:- That she is also going somewhere…..
Hi bros and sis
Not funny
what food goes in the toilet
a nugget
what vegetable goes in the toilet
a pea
hello!! are you five?? get off the internet young man and clean your room!!
be nice! i rearly laugh and he made me laugh!!!!!!
your mom is so ugly that Donald trumph said, “I whant to buid a wall arount that
how old are you 9
my name is haven
lol
hi
there was a boy did not know about computers but still he got full marks how?
he cheated you
connor eats bum
ur mama is so fat when she wants to check her weight the scale says “to be continued”
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sooe wmelnle.nel
imma a minecarft player
Fire irie
5 mens were there and one of them fired cannon and he wrote in paper 1000 and the third man said I know you will fire cannon 1000 times
you are a dump head
so what it is good to be rude are you crazy dump head
What is it called when you walk in front of a vampire and a snow man?
Frostbite!!!
What did the hen say to naked roster ……,COCKadoodledooo….by CINnamon.
what the #*@! Are you 3
Why was the beach wet
because the see weed
U so old when u go to the docter the docter says ur blood is expired
Your so black when ur in jail they don’t have to take ur finger prints
That is extremely racist.
i agree niger
That is so stereotypical about black people. What if you were black and someone made that joke about you
Ever watched KSI before?
Man shut the freak up so racist
K roses are red violets are blue ur jokes are gay and so are you ._.
happy?
Gay means happy, and yes, we are a happy bunch!
lucs is cool
Your so ugly you make blind kids cry
That is funny
Old ass jokes
That is a little funny but not really.
If u were really Gid u would spell his name with a capital G coz that’s his name.
If you were really smart, you would spell his name with an “o”. Coz his name is not Gid, it’s God, that’s his name…You big dummy!
What did the big chimney say to the big chimney?
Your to young to smoke!
You mean “What did…..say to the LITTLE chimney”
And it’s “you’re”, not “your”.
Just sayin’
What a kill joy
i know U R x
Hello everyone here,
Believe it or not, I’m god. The jokes are well written. Jokes are jokes only when they make us laugh, you should not blame anybody for anything and first see what is wrong in you. If everyone does that the world would be more peaceful. Just a thought for you all children.
God.
If u were really god u would know my name and your actually true
Thou shall not tempt the Lord. (Though he is not “God”) However, he has good advice and should heeded for what it is.
u ant god
Your not freakin god your just some retard who thinks that you know your smart but your just a turd
i am god. dont beleive me then search meaning o’ theo
Evry1 is so mean
I agree Sylvia, my child.
Lol…
lol means laugh out loud
imma minecraft player
so what I am a xbox player
shut up you kunal
so you also shut up assasinxx321xeryoedie
me too
when does the cow go to halloween?
when theres the full mooooooon !
you are bounty hunter
do you know that what do we do in thanksgiving
eat chicken
Why r u all so rude
so what it is good to be rude dumpy
it is good to be rude
These jokes were funny
We are very glad you liked our Top Jokes!
your comment is like you
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They are all kids joles they suck
what’s a jole? you fool.
A joke
YOU stupid face
They are meant to be family-friendly.
Lel kid jokes don’t have the word hoe in it Lel
they are nice lol…………
Thank you for reading our list of Best Jokes!
Very good it’s funny lol
Thank you, Lauren. We are glad you liked our jokes!
everythin except all LOLOLOL
Hi
LOVED THEM!!! all FUNNY!
We are very glad! 🙂
badd
Please let us know which ones you did not like.
this is so stupid
sorry could not find them
hi
hello to u to
I don’t like them
Which ones did you not like?
neither do i
They were bad jokes
Which did you not like?
Bad jokes
Tell us a good one please!
These jokes suck man!
like u
You have to tell us a good one, if you don’t like ours!
He cannot yo
What yo? He cannot what yo?
these are rubbish jokes
Tell us a good one!
oh ya dummmm i am very mad i am not a good man I already fail p4 2 times I am failed
I am a failure kill me I am so bad I already fail p2 2 times
my joakes are so funny even if they were rude you would find them amusing
Looks interesting.
hmm haha very funny (not)
You didn’t find our jokes funny, Caitlin? Which ones did you not like?
Hate them all
I did not even read
I will tell you a knock knock joke knock knock who’s there ice cream ice cream who I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream
I am the same person who wrote the joke and not even read
Once there was a guy that needed a job. So the zoo hired him to dress up as a gorilla until they got real ones. The catch was he could not come out of the suit. So forgot he was a human. One day he swung over in the lion den. He a yelled and yelled for help , but everyone thoght he was just a gorilla. The lion walked over and said, “If you doing SHUTUP, we both are going to loose our job.
DO YOU EVEN SPELL BRO???
Once there was a guy that needed a job. So the zoo hired him to dress up like a gorilla until they got real ones. But the catch was they would not let him out of his suit. One day he was swinging on vines, and swung over into the lions den. He started yelling and yelling for help, everyone thought it was just a gorilla so they ignored it. The lion walked over to him and said, ” If you don’t shut up we both are going to lose our jobs!”
3 people went to heaven. It was lady tareasa, Abraham Lincoln, and Oboma. They had a clock above there hed. It spend each time theve lied. Lady Teresa did not spin at all. Abs only spon twice. But know one could find Obamas clock. Finally one person asked an anjel where Obamas clock was. And he said, ” Jesus is temperaly during it as a celing fan. Going around and around and around”
What is it coald when Santa washed his hands?
Santa-tizzer
(Why did Elsa let go of the balloon)
Because she said Let it go Let It go!