I have to say, I am not a big fan of knock knock jokes. But in the spirit of top 10 jokes, it is not fair to leave out one of the most classic formats. Here are top 10 knock knock jokes. Diversity, and creativity were given as much emphasis in this selection, as humor.
  1. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Madame.
    Madame who?
    Madame foot’s caught in the door!
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  2. I know a great knock-knock joke.
    Ok, tell me.
    All right. You start.
    Ok, knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
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  3. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Banana.
    Banana who?
    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I didn’t say “banana” again?
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  4. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Little old lady?
    Little old lady who?
    Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
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  5. Who’s there?
    Eskimo Christian Italian.
    Eskimo Christian Italian who?
    Eskimo Christian Italian no lies.
    (Ask me no questions I tell you no lies!)
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  6. Will you remember me in an hour?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a day?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a week?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a month?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a year?
    Yes.
    I think you won’t.
    Yes, I will.
    Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    See? You’ve forgotten me already?
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  7. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Me!
    Me who?
    That’s right!
    What’s right?
    Meehoo!
    That’s what I want to know!
    What’s what you want to know?
    Me who?
    Yes, exactly!
    Exactly what?
    Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
    Exactly what on a chain?
    Yes!
    Yes what?
    No, Exactlywatt!
    That’s what I want to know!
    I told you – Exactlywatt!
    Exactly what?
    Yes!
    Yes what?
    Yes, it’s with me!
    What’s with you?
    Exactlywatt – that’s what’s with me.
    Me who?
    Yes!
    Go away!
    Knock, knock…
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  8. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don’t cry; it’s only a knock-knock joke.
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  9. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Dwayne.
    Dwayne who?
    Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.
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  10. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wendy.
    Wendy who?
    Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

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