These are not all true jokes, but they still are funny! Here is Stuff You Couldn’t Make Up’s list of top ten funniest Siri conversations. Enjoy!

10. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Siri: I have no particular insights into the motivations of chickens.

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9. Can I teach you a joke?
Siri: Get Siri-ous! Haha

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8. Will you marry me?
Siri: My end User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.

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7. Tell me a joke about Alzheimers.
Siri: I can’t. I always forget the punch line

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6. Do you believe in God?
Siri: Humans have spiritualism. I have siliconism.

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5. Spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Siri: Is that you, Mary?

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4. I love you, Siri!
Siri: You are the wind beneath my wings.
I love you!
Siri: impossible.
I love you!
Siri: Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.

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3. When is the world ending Siri?
Siri: I don’t see any meetings about ‘the world’

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2. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
Siri: None. A woodchuck is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter.”

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1. Where do babies come from?
Siri: From their mothers

 

Top 10 funniest Siri questions

 Last updated: October 30, 2014 at 20:27 pm

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