Top 10 Funniest Puns
Here is our list of the most hilarious funniest puns we have ever read! We already gave you some funny puns in our Top 10 Kids Jokes. As you may know, kids love puns.
Do You know a better pun? Please share it with us in the comment section, and it may just make it to our list. Ready, here we go! Enjoy!
Funniest Puns
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
2. It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
3. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
4. The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
7. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
8. Some people’s noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
9. Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
10. What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
If superman put his glasses on Lois Lane’s dog would she be like “whose dog is this?”
The first one is similar to a video I watched called dont laugh in the bashur verse channel and his friend says “Two sad-elites decide to get married the wedding wasn’t much but the reception was incredible! I laughed so hard
P.S. I just put a random name just to let you all know lol
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I got a better one…. How do you make a scienctist stunned? You give him a pampon and ask which period it was from!!!
funny puns
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