Top 10 Funniest Jokes

Here is a collection of the best jokes on the web, assembled from various sources, voted by you, and ultimately handpicked by sycmu.com staff. We are constantly upgrading this list, so please check back for more of our top 10 funniest jokes, and if you don’t like any of them, let us know, because your opinion will be reflected. All our jokes are family-friendly, so you don’t have to worry about your kids checking these! Hey, we even have a top 10 best puns section, and a top 10 best kids jokes, which we are sure the kids will love. But it’s not just about the kids. We want you all to have a good time here. I think you’ve read enough – go ahead, and enjoy yourself!

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90 Responses to Top 10 Funniest Jokes

  1. kunal says:

    ‘; tio4it0[

  2. kunal says:

    sooe wmelnle.nel

  3. kunal says:

    imma a minecarft player

  4. Kunal says:

    Fire irie

  5. kunal says:

    5 mens were there and one of them fired cannon and he wrote in paper 1000 and the third man said I know you will fire cannon 1000 times

  6. kunal the indian fighter says:

    you are a dump head

  7. kunnnnnnnnnnnnnal says:

    so what it is good to be rude are you crazy dump head

  8. Devan says:

    What is it called when you walk in front of a vampire and a snow man?

    Frostbite!!!

  9. Hi says:

    What did the hen say to naked roster ……,COCKadoodledooo….by CINnamon.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Why was the beach wet

    because the see weed

  11. Anonymous says:

    U so old when u go to the docter the docter says ur blood is expired

  12. Master jokes says:

    Your so black when ur in jail they don’t have to take ur finger prints

  13. Anonymous says:

    K roses are red violets are blue ur jokes are gay and so are you ._.
    happy?

  14. Anonymous says:

    lucs is cool

  15. Anonymous says:

    Your so ugly you make blind kids cry

  16. Anonymous says:

    That is a little funny but not really.

  17. Luc (pronounced: Luke) says:

    If u were really Gid u would spell his name with a capital G coz that’s his name.

    • Jules says:

      If you were really smart, you would spell his name with an “o”. Coz his name is not Gid, it’s God, that’s his name…You big dummy!

  18. Luc (pronounced: Luke) says:

    What did the big chimney say to the big chimney?
    Your to young to smoke!

  19. God says:

    Hello everyone here,
    Believe it or not, I’m god. The jokes are well written. Jokes are jokes only when they make us laugh, you should not blame anybody for anything and first see what is wrong in you. If everyone does that the world would be more peaceful. Just a thought for you all children.

    God.

  20. Sylvia Vincent says:

    Evry1 is so mean

  21. Anonymous says:

    Lol…

  22. Braydon says:

    Why r u all so rude

  23. A says:

    These jokes were funny

  24. Anonymous says:

    They are all kids joles they suck

  25. Anonymous says:

    they are nice lol…………

  26. Lauren says:

    Very good it’s funny lol

  27. Anonymous says:

    everythin except all LOLOLOL

  28. Anonymous says:

    LOVED THEM!!! all FUNNY!

  29. Anonymous says:

    badd

  30. Anonymous says:

    hi

  31. Anonymous says:

    I don’t like them

  32. Anonymous says:

    They were bad jokes

  33. Anonymous says:

    Bad jokes

  34. Anonymous says:

    These jokes suck man!

  35. Anonymous says:

    He cannot yo

  36. Anonymous says:

    these are rubbish jokes

  37. rosie says:

    my joakes are so funny even if they were rude you would find them amusing

  38. OOOO! says:

    Looks interesting.

  39. caitlin says:

    hmm haha very funny (not)

    • admin says:

      You didn’t find our jokes funny, Caitlin? Which ones did you not like?

        • Anonymous says:

          I did not even read

          • Anonymous says:

            I will tell you a knock knock joke knock knock who’s there ice cream ice cream who I scream you scream we all scream for ice cream

          • Anonymous says:

            I am the same person who wrote the joke and not even read

        • Devan says:

          Once there was a guy that needed a job. So the zoo hired him to dress up as a gorilla until they got real ones. The catch was he could not come out of the suit. So forgot he was a human. One day he swung over in the lion den. He a yelled and yelled for help , but everyone thoght he was just a gorilla. The lion walked over and said, “If you doing SHUTUP, we both are going to loose our job.

        • Devan says:

          Once there was a guy that needed a job. So the zoo hired him to dress up like a gorilla until they got real ones. But the catch was they would not let him out of his suit. One day he was swinging on vines, and swung over into the lions den. He started yelling and yelling for help, everyone thought it was just a gorilla so they ignored it. The lion walked over to him and said, ” If you don’t shut up we both are going to lose our jobs!”

        • Devan says:

          3 people went to heaven. It was lady tareasa, Abraham Lincoln, and Oboma. They had a clock above there hed. It spend each time theve lied. Lady Teresa did not spin at all. Abs only spon twice. But know one could find Obamas clock. Finally one person asked an anjel where Obamas clock was. And he said, ” Jesus is temperaly during it as a celing fan. Going around and around and around”

        • Devan says:

          What is it coald when Santa washed his hands?

          Santa-tizzer

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