The Funniest Puns and More!

Puns, play on words
Can February, March? No, but April May.
What did fish say when it ran into a wall?   -Dam!
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal
What do you call someone with no body, and nose? -Nobody knows!
When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was SHOCKED!
What does a mermaid wear to a math class? -An Algae bra!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? -an investigator
What did the Buffalo say to his son before he left for college? -Bison
A friend gave me a rage comic on the internet, but I already Reddit.
I gave my dead batteries away free of charge!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? – Roberto
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow
I’m so bright, my mother calls me sun!
Change is hard! Have you ever tried to bend a coin?