Do me a favour, would you? Before you lie, make sure you have your story together. Oh, and if you happen to tell your friend that you have lost your phone, make sure you don’t tell them that by messaging them from the VERY SAME PHONE!

But seriously, the collective IQ of the two people in this conversation does not add up to 70.

iphone msg fail

-Why aren’t you answering?
-Sorry, I dropped my phone and can’t find it. I’ll text you when I find it.
You find it yet?
-Okay, let me know when you do